Jesus. Reverting to Professional Bridesmaid Automatic Agreeing With Everything You Say mode, stat!

Jury selection for this case ended on Tuesday, settling on eight men and four women—all of whom are white.

I don’t think it’s a contract issue.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

Guess they didn’t learn anything from the Denny’s lawsuit 20 years ago.

It isn’t just a ring and a party. That’s only the wedding, and not everyone wants much of a wedding anyway.

Denny’s restaurants in the early 1990s also required black customers to prepay for their meals, Denny’s later settled the lawsuits to the tune of $54 million after the feds got involved.

Can we start implementing the same policies against rich, racist assholes?

Uh. I can assure you that being someone’s fiancé doesn’t grant you the ability to make medical decisions for the person. Fuck, I couldn’t even get Comcast to talk to me when my husband and I were engaged. You have no legal rights as a “fiancé"

It feels weird when my mom hugs me. I don’t know where to put my arms.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

Wow, almost like that’s the whole point.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

Well, on some issues more than others—homosexuality/gay marriage, for instance. Wasn’t even discussed at the Democratic debates. Still constantly discussed among conservative churches, because they’re crazy.

This will be the battle-cry for the rest of my life. A lot of people think they can change the church internally. I thought I could. You just have no idea. It’s better to just abandon it completely and find something that makes you fulfilled.

The pastor called my husband into his office and told him that he was good at his job, but that I was a liability to him and he should have chosen a better wife.

I am so sorry that you had that experience. Your husband’s old church sounds awful. Honestly, I don’t know how pastors’ spouses do it; you didn’t ask for this job, and yet a lot of people heap their expectations on you,