We are so sad. Parent Trap Forever.

I feel like watching the original parent trap #letsgettogether

Your trolling level is quite adequate.

I really, truly believe in this. Signing my divorce papers next week; we were together for 7 and a half years, and my biggest beef with him was that he never, ever said “Please,” “Thank you,” or “Sorry.” I mean, not just to me, but to anyone. There was one time where he smacked me in the face, completely by accident,…

Why do people seem to think that “I made this work” translates to “Everyone can make this work.”

I’d let my mom drive before my dad any day. He’s awful.

Fuckface Von Clownstick

Here are a few more pictures, courtesy of The Youngrens, who photographed the event. You can see more photos and read about their experience at the wedding here.

Reading the article helps to understand things. Like the fact that the suit was filed several years ago and the trial is just now getting to court. And the fact that extreme amounts of damages are often sought in cases like this, not at all expecting that to be the end judgement delivered by the court.

Yeah, I don’t think Obama is at all at fault here. But realistically, if Obama is “at” your wedding even in the sense that he is right outside, people are going to mostly be focused on that. It’s not Obama’s fault at all, but that doesn’t mean that it would be everyone’s preference for him to be “at” their wedding!

I think part of it is people are acting like Obama willfully disrupted the wedding, or inserted himself to hog the spotlight. The people involved in the wedding went over to him.

He didn’t drop in. They went out to meet him because he was nearby.

I don’t get this.

“One day in their life that’s all about them” pretty much encompasses everything I hate about weddings & the culture that’s grown up around them.

This whole “one day that’s all about them” myth just needs to go away. it’s a wedding, a single event, not the culmination of everything that a person is going to accomplish in their lives. I mean, even if you believe in the Wedding Myth, plenty of people marry more than once, so...feel free to create another day…

Oh man, I am sorry. That really sucks. I’m especially sorry that people are probably being jerks about it and saying stuff like, “Well as long as you’re married, that’s all that is important,” because yes, obviously you are happy to be married to your husband, but that doesn’t change the fact that the day sucked - and…

What?

You may disagree with the term- I only use it ironically, myself- but the phrase “Leader of the Free World” refers to the POTUS. Has for almost seventy years. It’s a Cold War relic. Mark didn’t make it up, it’s not bad journalism, and there’s no need to be a crank.

“Honey, tell me the truth. Are you going to be thinking of the President on our wedding night?”

Sure, which is a pretty robotic response to the question. Offering that answer, with absolutely no context, is shitty friend behavior. At the very least, be sensitive to the fact that your friend is obviously already kind of stressed about the situation (or she would not be asking) and that having her fear confirmed…