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I love the flower! I wouldn't have thought I would like that, but I really do.

I will take this opportunity to shamelessly start a MY DRESS thread:

Why does the world hate me? Fuck. I was totally into this.

Actually, what's important is that normal people can see a woman with a body shape that's just one example of zillions. Her breasts are uneven, like a goodly portion of women. She is quite small - not just in weight but in bone structure - and has been teased a lot for her smile, teeth, and breasts.

Here's the onlooker horror show — when you're in a 4 to 6 party and you kinda do not know a couple of them well and you realize that they are going to be the Worst Customers Ever. I've sorta deflected a couple such train wrecks over the years by suggesting apps as their entrees — as complex "heavy" dishes seem to

Did, like, a sexy waitress once steal her boyfriend or something? Did a waiter rear-end her? Did a restaurant kill her dog? How does it start, where does it come from?

There will always be a place for you at Dairy Queen, Senator.

Am old! ( nearly 62). Love style! Here is a wonderful "Bud skirt" I got off Etsy from a Chinese designer for about $65.00. Everything else cool I get from various thrifts.

My grams too. Never left the house without a nice outfit, a splash or perfume, and her hair done. Meanwhile, I'll stay home to avoid having to put on a pair of pants.

I bought the Advanced Style coloring book the other day. I love this project.

In my last year of university I worked at a sports bar, which was a lot of fun - great atmosphere, relaxed, easy job, decent money, and an AWESOME management team that I was very appreciative of (and vocal about my appreciation). I was told on my first day that we are not to tolerate abusive or aggressive behaviour

Hell is other people.

Oh, this column brings back SO MANY memories... This happened at LEAST 10 years ago, but it's so clear in my mind... One of my worst experiences was an elderly couple who came in on a Friday at 4pm, exactly when my shift started. I set their check on their table around 4:45. Their bill came to exactly 20.07. A few

I dated a guy who'd snap his fingers to call a waiter over. Only one of many reasons he'll be single for life.

YES. These "why won't women have sex with me" posts are often really baffling, especially because so many of them ask some variant of "am I ugly?". Generally my hypothetical (because I'm not looking) answer would be "you look fine, but you're acting like a douche and this makes you unattractive."

Do these men not

I'm in CO and pretty much all of ours are stressing me out to an extreme

At what point do you stop liking or supporting something? I found Rihanna mocking the girl going to prom in an unfortunate dress to be mean-spirited and in poor taste, but it didn't stop me from listening to her music or looking forward to her new album. Still love her style and general vibe. Last night however I

Went out for dinner tonight with a dude I dated almost ten years ago. I had a wonderful evening, we had a great time together. Now I'm home and I feel empty and shitty. I suppose it's because I didn't feel he was attracted to me, but i wasn't attracted to him either, so why should it matter? I feel really insecure now

Does anyone have any nerve-wracking elections in their area? As for me in Kentucky, I'm pushing hard for Alison Lundergan Grimes to defeat Mitch McConnell! I'm so nervous about it, though. Realistically, I can easily see him pulling through yet again. I live in the nice liberal bubble of Louisville, but the rest of

Do you know Snoop Dog? That guy who has put his wife through hell. Who openly loves porn and claims that he has pimped women out before? Not to mention that he is old enough to be Iggy's father. You know that guy? Isn't it so much easier to hate on this stupid white girl than you know, the misogynist that is not