You can see it in him, how acutely he’s suffered from the false accusations against him that he’s probably known about since he was a young child. He’s a nervous ball of jittering PTSD. That is not at all how deranged killers act. It’s just tragic to see him as an adult. To me his demeanor is clear proof of what he’s…

Did you...did you just Yell-Tsk me ?

Seriously, I was ready for wipe out city and then that bro took that gnar gnar jump, cowabunga’d the shit out of it, and stuck the landing like a true kitebro do. I believe that I have used the proper slang here, right???

Maybe we should be concerned, actually outraged, about the fact that tons of classified and private information is in the hands of private contractors who seem to have terrible and worthless systems in place for ensuring that this information is not misused, stolen or sold? Leaving aside the question of whether all…

Seriously, the whole point of taking an NSA job is that you don’t bring work home because you can’t. Homeboy, doing life wrong.

Sweet.

I mean he is wearing a parachute....

Another anonymous source said, “All I know is he used to offer to drive when we’d all go to lunch on Fridays but then he’d roll up all the windows and turn the heat up and lay farts the whole way there. I think he should get the chair.”

He sounds like me, and pretty much everyone I know (Just swap out ‘lunchboxes’ with ‘coffee mugs’).

It’s a quasi-hyperliteral play on “I ain’t even mad”, which is a meme/turn of phrase that basically means that you see no problem with whatever’s going on.

Looks like he nailed it to me. Nicely done Mr. Kitesurfer!

Dude goes out to kite-surf a hurricane, with a kite-surfer that’s made for hurricanes. Dude gets massive air while kite-surfing the hurricane, lands it.

Yeah, well, that dude never tried to catch some sick air from category 4 hurricane storm surge.

Yea the title made it out to be something where he fucked up, but that was pretty fucking bad ass.

Right? I came hear expecting at least a low-key wipeout, but dude handled that like a pro.

Always math truthers.

I was waiting for him to bite it but he didn’t even bobble on that landing.

Yeah I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure kite surfing works better when the wind is blowing. The kite surfer seems to be in on the secret

I expected something to go “horribly wrong” but instead my thought was “dude might be dumb but that looks fucking awesome.”

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.