“aisle”

OP doesn’t have to care because he’s a white dude. What’s all the fuss? he asks, knowing his life will not change one iota no matter who is elected.

So as the mom of a toddler and a 9-month-old, I rarely got more than 5 min. to myself unless my husband was home from work. One warm night, we were at “Chicken Out,” enjoying a dinner neither of us had had to cook. The poo gods communicated their demands to me, so I announced I was going to the bathroom.

Got one. Could. not. shit with my body in the “proper” shitting position.

Found it by googling. Disappointed in his first story - it’s suspiciously similar to Stephen King’s _The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon_.

Well I never have and I never do but now, f-u-u-ck, I am going to do it forever!

There was conference calling, but I think the originating number (the one trying to conference other people) might have been the one that would show up.

SO FUCKING SCARY.

“Venga” isn’t slang, though. It’s the formal command form of “venir,” and it means “Come here.”

JEEBUS please don’t blame yourself for ANYTHING. Thank God you got out!

DID YOU KNIW MY TV BOYFRIEND(S)??

This had better be in an episode of “Homicide Hunter,” starring my two TV boyfriends: Young Joe Kenda and Modern-Day Joe Kenda.

That narrator annoys the shit out of me. And I feel like the stories are relayed sort of awkwardly.

You are doing great work. Thank you!

“Look at Me” is totally fake.

Oooh, I read your sandal story & COMPLETELY believed it. Did not believe magical burning wardrobe, though.

Disappointing.

He’s a little condescending to women. Did you see how he patted the back of a “teacher of the year”?

So the only people qualified to be president are people who don’t want to be president. Gotcha.

I think Comey is in an impossible position. f he didn’t say anything about the emails, the Rethugs would have his head on a platter. I think he has been amazingly non-partisan about this whole ordeal.