This is a friend’s story, honestly. Many years ago he was going out with a Nurse, and was staying at her place, which she shared with some other female nurses. Through the night he had to use the bathroom, and produced such a huge poo it wouldn’t flush away. He also knew that something like that would never be…

why is this the one that i can’t stop laughing at? is it because i haven’t slept yet or is it “just taking a sweet piss?”

I love you all. I’m trying to come up with a good story, but in the meantime here’s my best one: I regularly run a 4-mile track in the woods and jump off the trail to pee. In July I did so in a spot that wasn’t my regular place, deeper in the woods near some brush. As I pulled up my pants I felt a stab on my…

These things are NOT equivalent.

I read it. He is saying it won’t be end times but it will be bad. I am saying yeah, jackass it will be bad. I’ve yet to see one person who has overreacted to the possibility of trump and pence.

every 4 years the nation freaks out over some zealot in my life i’ve seen 3 hold the office...Nixon, Rayguns, and GWB the only one’s really affected by these morons were the idiots that elected them thinking they would hold to their platforms.

For you, maybe. As a woman, I’ll lose significant rights I wouldn’t get back for many years. And people of color would be hurt terribly. So glad you’re safe though because only white ppl matter, right?

I didn’t spend twenty years of my life serving in the US military so we could become “a little more like Russia.” Screw you and Trumpski.

...to break a robust, diverse representative democracy...

Are you freaking nuts? you really believe 4-8 years of Trump would not do much harm? The SOB has already done the kind of damage to us all, that will take years to change.

You’re poking at a straw man, taking the author’s “great republic ending” literally. This is a shitty time to wag your finger about hyperbolic language. Arguing that a Trump Presidency will not likely cause a technical dissolution of the United States of America is a dick move when you know a lot of people have a lot…

Remember how Ralph Nader said in 2000 that maybe it needs to get worse before it gets better? I’m pretty sure he realized pretty quickly just how wrong he was. Well, if the Orange Blunder gets in, it’ll make even the leftiest person long for the days of George W. Bush.

I guess you never heard of countries that “descended into a lawless hellscape a long time ago.” or for that matter in present day.

Old man, you are obviously not a woman. Abortion, staying married to my wife, my immigrant wife. All of these things will be up in the air with pence and trump. If not in the house, out in the streets.

but you know that economic conditions aren’t the only thing that affects american citizens, right? like, great, we won’t have a russian economy. but trump is already in the habit of simply doing away with, for example, journalists who ask him questions he doesn’t like or challenge or disagree with him. he’s stoking…

You do realize that Putin has replaced all of their administration governors (sort of like our State Governors) with his former bodyguards, right?

You do realize how terrible Russia is, right?

We’re not teachers on a visa. We’d be citizens, with a worthless currency, a dangerous government that makes people “disappear”, actively screws over the populace, and has the most assholish president in the world.

Cue people saying that America is already there, but no,…

I just read your thought in a thick German accent and replaced Trump with Hirtler. Scared the shit out myself.

Exactly! Honestly? I’d probably, personally, do great in a Trump world (hypothetically because he’ll tank the world economy), but I already have it good. I don’t vote for me. I’m not involved in a bunch of charities and non-profits for me. I’m a citizen, and a friend, daughter, sister, co-worker, mentor, volunteer…