The expansion of mandatory minimums to include these offenders has been opposed by a number of feminist groups, as well as the ACLU and public defenders

I couldn’t find it either, I even checked out the linked article. Maybe they haven’t ironed out the time limits yet.

Seriously though, what POSSIBLE good can come from putting a prostitute in prison? Can you think of a more counterproductive way of dealing that situation?

So what’s the minimum sentence? I didn’t see a “the minimum sentence for sexual assault is XXX years.”

I’m sincerely disappointed this was not called the Brock Turner Law, but can we all please start referring to it as such so this shit follows him for the rest of his miserable life? Thanks.

I am currently watching Audrie and Daisy, and this news couldn’t make me happier.

Good.

Thank you for this! And, by the way, I could totally see why you would call me out for the original post. I think I meant it in a different way than many people do—but I also hate the horrible “he just didn’t know what he was doing!” trope that can surround this and other discussions of assault—and I totally support…

That is SUCH BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!! How is that even legal?!

I have a shoe guy who I am convinced can fix anything. He is a dream and is on 26th street.

Why would you fix those when you can now crop dust everyone with impunity?

i have two pairs of shoes which exhibit this malodorous perambulatory effect.

Honestly head to Google and find the nearest cobbler/shoe repair shop. They can swap out your insoles so they stop farting. It will make your cheap shoes more expensive, but they will no longer be embarrassing to wear.

Eh, it doesn’t sound like they’re farting; it sounds like you’re walking around in old leather shoes. Nothing wrong with that.

Rip out the foot padding that is easily gotten. Test for fart noises. If they are gone, get one of those Dr Scholl’s insert type things to replace the cushion. If fart sounds continue, tear out more until you make them silent farts instead.

Oh, I was.

Cornstarch powder? ETA You do know if the original owner is dead wearing them is an invitation for them to possess your soul, right?

Wear the shoes. Hold your head high, and in the immortal words of Amy Poehler, announce “yeah, I farted. Jealous?” to any onlookers who give you the stink eye.

corn starch or baby powder?

More importantly, everyone knows women don’t fart (according to to several women I’ve talked to.)

Sincerely,
Mr. Cock