Very Funny :-)

This is what Hollywood looked like before the extreme skinny-ness craze took over.

@nwjwrv: Hh. Nt sr why ths ws dsmvwld.

hr thr's nthr Plstnn d shp lvng tly tdy. 'm sr thy hv rm fr n mr pssngr.

What? I gave birth at 37 with my own damn eggs and a little help from the Hubz. The only money laid out was for the wine.

Being one of the Chosen People, I would brand my burger "J - E - W."

@Pigasus: That's how "crazy" photographs.

@AspasiaTheLayza: Are we sure this is a woman? The mustache seems to indicate otherwise.

@Bettiespork: YAY!

@Bettiespork: YAY!

Ok, that plaid dress isn't doing the thin girl any favors.

Ok, that plaid dress isn't doing the thin girl any favors.

*ovaries explode*

Holy crap! I remember getting this issue. Last month of junior year (high school).

My vagina isn't "very forgiving." Mine holds grudges.

I blame FLOTUS for my new-found cardigan addiction.

Visual corn syrup.

Can't I just buy a magical suit that renders me Photoshopped to all who gaze upon me?

She doesn't have people who do this sort of everyday errand?

Why is there a prop stylist in the photo credits?