That's one place you DON'T want to be wearing flip-flops.

They are using the Maxwell House haggadah?!?

How much easier would that make my morning?

That's exactly how I picture your typical Land Rover driver.

I wince when the Shiksa wives wear Tory Burch flats with that crap cross logo to temple. I want to smack them upside their smooth-haired heads.

I really need to register to vote.

The microphone! The microphone!

"Would their cheating have been somehow more acceptable if they were banging librarians?"

Little Taylor is passively aggressively telling her grandparents to eff off by wearing a BLUE dress.

"My Big Fat Greek Hairdo"

Wow, Daddy has a deep gene pool.

@Lizabelle: I am judgmental and full of snark.

@RedBettie: That's makes no sense whatsoever.

@Lizabelle: Because celebrating the Irish culture is all about acrylic hair, 5 pounds of make-up on small children, and costumes sewn by the color-blind.

@sadie-panic: *bows*

Gross. So glad my toddler is Jewish.

Should have clicked on the New Yorker link or read the Jezzie comments. This Jew ordered the book for my 3-year-old not realizing it's an Easter story. So, yeah, it will be gifted to one of her pre-school classmates.

Huh. Farrah Fawcett would have been a plus-sized model by today's definition.

...and some reading glasses for Mr. Ford.

I'm ever so relieved they can keep it dainty.