It's not just the one main group (though that main group has its own intensely problematic narrative tropes to contend with) . It's EVERY randomly generated enemy character on the street in areas that aren't specifically LMB or Cleaner controlled. Every one of them are black men wearing red hooded sweatshirts. Sound…

It seriously wouldn't take much at ALL to least feature her in a quick throwaway scene or one of the stingers.

Yeah, A for effort, which is more than you can say for much. But hooooooooly fuck, I forgot about the pronoun thing. That just super pisses me off.

GHAHAHAHA. Bravosi water is a hell of a thing.

It still just rings dumb to me. It isn't nearly as gross as the romantic "resolution" with him and Art3mis but having her have this amazing connection with him and basically carry him through certain aspects of the game while being his only connection after the contrived death of his absentee mother only to lead up to…

EXACTLY. Like dude's mom gets BLOWN UP by corporate button men and his grief is relagated to a terse paragraph and then he's right back into the game. And it never gets brought up again until he has to throw a tantrum to alienate his friends and send him into a manpain spiral for the majority of the back half of the…

Every randomly generated enemy NPC on the street is a black man wearing a red hoodie.

I gotta be honest, I barely remember much about this book as of right now other than what didn't work to me. I forgot about the whole birthmark thing entirely for example.

It really is.

Fingers crossed the movie retains the rampant racism that makes the game feel so politically charged!

YES. Hickman's Avengers made me a BIIIIG fan of Hyperion.

1000%. It would look like a slightly better version of that X-Factor movie on Fox. It would just be so dumb to not at least have her cameo in the first one and then be a full fledged character along with Kit, Rhodey, and HOPEFULLY Monica Rambeau in some kind of MCU incarnation.

I seriously hope so. I would love at least a quick cameo of her though. Maybe as Carol flies over Jersey City we see a wide eyed Pakistani girl look to the sky and crack the widest grin known to humanity.

I just vomited heart emojis. I'm writing this on the way to the hospital but I'm real goddamn happy about it.

and not having her in Carol's orbit would be a gross disservice to her character and a super stupid backward step for representation.

Kamala would be the PERFECT second post-credit stinger.

I could have sworn Jamie kept that other one that his dad had made but I guess I was wrong.

THATS RIGHT. I remember that Jon made it for her before they all left Winterfell but I couldn't remember if if was just regular steel or something more.

So! A few things.

I'm sorry to break it to you like this, your Monitorness.