That little motherfucker would redecorate your face with your own blood.

Outrage is a bubble economy.

a League streamer made $2,000,000 last year

Ref takes ball to face shoulder

Does he have another face on his collarbone?

Yes, no, no, no, maybe (if it is a race), and yes. There has to be some level of physical aptitude that is necessary that makes it a sport. Bowling, like golf, requires physical exertion that tires the body and success is determined entirely by form and physical application. Bass fishing, billiards, and darts are…

OMG a Wikipedia page? Holy hell the astronomical heights he has ascended to.

Yeah, it’s kinda weird to see Deadspin writing a “just let people enjoy football” piece when making people feel bad for watching football is kinda their bread and butter. I mean, just yesterday, another writer admonished men who still watch football as being just as bad as those who still support Woody Allen. And the…

So, he’s the Hamilton Nolan of Buffalo?

Spending thousands of dollars on season tickets to a moribund franchise just so you can tell off Derek Jeter. Cue the DJ Khaled gif.

the great, viral New Yorker story about a college student who has a disgusting (but terrifyingly ordinary) sexual episode with an entitled misogynist bad sex with a guy.

the storie’s star author

I’m humbled by your stupidity.

Fortin says that they have refused to provide names and fingerprints in order to stay in prison, and they will go before a judge on Tuesday morning.

I had a very similar situation to the Matt Lauer one when I was 25, though my boss wasn’t famous. He was, however, highly regarded in the organization. It was really hard for me to accept that I was the victim of something because it was consensual and he was married with kids. We actually never had sex but there was…

And if she’s she complained about 2017 on her birthday they would get mad at her for being ungrateful.

Ugh, seriously? She was posting a birthday thank you message to her fans. It’s unreasonable to expect that she use a thank you birthday Instagram to complain about her life because a) she did have a good year and b) most people post a positive message when they are saying thank you for all the birthday wishes. Also,…

I don’t care for Taylor Swift’s music but if you’re going to claim she used feminism to make herself famous and rich you should probably throw in that she also used her song writing skills to create music that appeals to millions, marketing skills that keep her in the headlines, and from what I read, artistic and…

But thats what she’s saying! Why is everyone being a complete dense idiot about this? She said it was a great year for her thanks to her fans. I had a great year thanks to my kids and coworkers. I will not apologize for being grateful while the world melts around us.

Ah! Now we’re policing gratitude? What?! Are you that dense?