The way things are going, it’s just a matter of time before Samsung buys a hammer company, for that vertical integration.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve. So if you’ve been a good person, you might get a delicious meal. But if you’ve been a jerk, you’ll probably end up with a kale salad.

That’s all I have to say.

I though we had all agreed that the “I am just doing my job” excuse didn’t fly any more. Sorry Lifehacker, I can be angry with both the employer and the employee that chooses to work there.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

It’s funny how so many people support management over labor when it comes to pro sports. If anything the players are underpaid relative to the amount of money that they generate. The justification is that they have a very specialized skill set that is in high demand and has very low availability.

Congrats to Danny Ainge on breaking both Isaiah Thomas and Markelle Fultz’s careers.

Oh the irony of Pham posing in front of a Statue Of Liberty.

Now that’s funny

Why does Marvin always look like he’s trying to remember if he left the stove on?

Oh dear god, I want to live in this thread. I literally vomited blood the first time I saw that ad.

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I’d say he was “fixin’ for a Mixon” myself

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Russ Westbrook and Carmelo are going to be like Adolf and Eva Braun. Things might start out great but ultimately, there’s still only one ball between them.

Can’t believe the article didn’t link this gem:

The bar has been raised... possibly lowered. What’s important is the bar moved.

Sometimes you bust the Nutt.

Oh, fuck you.

Why did you turn?