Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Can I give you 500 stars?
Fucking Shitstain Brownback and his grand experiment of ultra-conservative Laffer economics destroyed Kansas faster than the SS Christie destroys an all-you-can-eat Italian buffet. The only reasonable way to remove that retched cunt from KS is by dragging him behind a rancid honey wagon over…

If we’re gonna debate bad governors, can I just throw in Gov. Mary Fallin of the great state of Oklahoma? A woman who, despite her hard work for the orange clown, was somehow deemed too stupid to land a role in the Trump administration. A woman who has stood by and done nothing while the state has plunged itself into…

Uh, can I get a Brownback?

This won’t work well for you, because you put damn oil in your damn pasta water.

Is this a thing that people don’t know? It’s like, basic food logic.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

I think you mean North Coast-West Coast fighting

Seriously though. Varejao is the purest Cav of my lifetime. The ONLY guy who stayed when Lebron dipped, and not only did he stay he repeatedly said he wanted to retire in Cleveland even before there were rumors of Lebron coming back. I grew up in Cleveland and I love it but I’ll never go back. I know he’s crazy…

yet another year of a completely legitimate mystery: “did Varejao get a ring?”

Peter Thiel, what are you doing here? I thought you hated Gawker and related blogs.

I don’t think it requires any financial literacy, but you should know that any money you put in (at least with lending club, im not familiar with Prosper) is extremely non-liquid.

So Boston is now Pee Pee Pants City then?

The Cavs didn’t make us wait a goddamn hour and change for it, though. They broke out Lucille in the pre-credits sequence.

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

This was too funny not to post.

By the by, if IGN was given final code to review 2 weeks earlier, they’d have caught that bug, asked Bethesda to fix it, and it’d be patched before the game even launched. That would’ve not only led to a better score, but would’ve made for a better experience for the players.

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

The same way the fucking fireballs she shoots out of her hands do: magic or some shit.