Did you actually read the article? It's a satire piece. It's stating that it doesn't matter that she's awful or unqualified, because she'll look sexy when trying to do her job. For instance:

Please... no mad milk.

[Sigh] God damnit Cleveland...

Serious question: did you come from the National Review?

I didn't read them when they came out either. I didn't know Carl had his eye shot out until 6 months ago, when a friend showed me the cover of Issue 104, which has Carl holding an M-14, with a bandage covering half his head and a hole in Rick's hat. I was surprised, but I didn't act like a child and say "OMG how could…

Similar to what the previous commenter said, I wouldn't focus too much on if there is a discovery/cure to the virus, as that's not what the comic is about. The series was created around showing the life of Rick Grimes over 300 or so issues, but considering how the comic has evolved I'm not sure it'll be the gameplan…

Yes, this happened almost four years ago. Complaining that this is a spoiler is like complaining that a picture of Miles Morales as Ultimate Spider-Man is a spoiler that Peter Parker died.

And the Roughriders are really giving the Roughriders a run for their money. All else aside, I must say the Roughriders are simply out matched by these Roughriders.

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance looked better on the Xbox 360 than on the PC. NBA 2K14 looked better on the Xbox One and PS4 than it did on the PC.

So... did anyone tell him/her that the pursuit of Happiness isn't a first amendment right or a constitutionally protected right?

That's too close to have one's hand next to someone else's dick, apparition or not.

That seems incredibly high by US standards, but I also don't know how that would be calculated GPA-wise.

Where did you go to school where an 80 was an A? For most of my childhood an 80 wasn't even a B- in my school system (it was a C+).

And then we'd have ANOTHER origin story. I hope that you don't want another Spider-Man origin story in the next two years.

I also think it would be better to not have Donald Glover as Peter Parker/Miles Morales at this point, but at the same time lament at what could have been (not that Andrew Garfield hasn't been good as Spidey). While I'd like an older Peter Parker, I just don't see how they explain him being a no-show when his city was…

In fairness, by the time the comic book version of Civil War came out Spider-Man was well into his 20s (if not older, as we don't get an exact age of Parker in the comics), so it wouldn't be a complete stretch if the Spider-Man that appeared in the Marvel movies has been at it for a decade or longer. Then again, it…

They're also on Amazon as well as a few other places.

This is a good skill to have, but I'll be damned if I'm going to wreck my dress pants changing a flat tire. This is AAA work unless it's a dire situation.

Rece Davis is Young Chris Fowler.

Nothing adds flavor to a dish like a little rust.