Addendum (Rule No.1): Being any of those groups increases your odds of getting a bullet, including being a white teenager answering the door holding a Wiimote. That said, being black/brown increases your chances exponentially.

The Juice is loose.

If you caught a DUI for alcohol, and your employers made you sign a waiver stipulating that you wouldn't touch the stuff again, and then you did, then yeah, you've got a problem.

Rock-a-bye baby

Right. The Cavs don't play at all tonight. Their next game is tomorrow. Against Sacramento.

EDIT: Moreland Hills.

Balkanized is... an accurately sad, yet hilarious description for the Metro Cleveland area. It's counter-intuitive for each of the neighborhoods and suburbs to be so against incorporation (which is the Columbus model), which has caused a lot of fiscal and population stagnation in Cuyahoga County for decades. Live in…

And here I thought this would be an article about tax evasion...

It is pretty weird. The city itself (not the suburbs) still has fundamental issues, namely it's either poor, abandoned, or the property of the Cleveland Clinic, but downtown is actually pretty nice. The worst thing that can be said about it is that unless it's Friday or Saturday night, it's empty unless the Cavs or…

That's more reasonable. Ezio wasn't someone who would randomly get into bar fights (though funny enough, you could do Fight Club-like events in Brotherhood as side activities), but he remained a horndog throughout ACII. And in the early parts of ACII (before AND after his father and brothers were killed) he filled out…

How didn't you have that problem with AC1? In the 1st 20 minutes Altair murders an old man for no good reason, disobeys the advice of his allies and unsuccessfully attacks Robert De Sablé, and leaves his allies to die after he fails to kill De Sablé. That seems far douchier than a teenager who gets into a street fight…

In related news, there's an app on Google Play called How to Tie a Tie, which goes over about 20 different tie knots, offers step-by-step instructions w/ illustrations, and gives advice on when it is the best time to use the particular knot.

Do you know if the PS3 version supports plugins or the ability to listen to music? The only options I see are the ability to watch shows or films.

Forcing players to pay-to-test F2P games isn't exactly a new practice (Nosgoth and SNOW are two games that come to mind when talking about this). Having said that, it's still a shitty business practice, compounded by the fact that during the first few days people couldn't even play the game. I'll play the game, but…

Saints Row IV is also Free-to-Play until Sunday on Steam and discounted to $4.99 USD through the weekend.

Saints Row IV is also Free-to-Play until Sunday on Steam and discounted to $4.99 USD through the weekend.

I second this. If you need something to listen to just use your smartphone's speakers. I'd rather have Pandora accidentally play an unflattering song than be in a bubble and unaware of that SUV coming up on my side.

There is no dog but Dog.

I just started reading Zero, but it's pretty good. I'd also recommend A Voice in the Dark, though it's release schedule has been a little aggravating.

Here's my (potential alternate timeline/universe) hot take:Oregon should have worn their green outfits. By not wearing them, their inexperience (greenness) in the big game was apparent to OSU, who took control in the fourth quarter.

This mustard trick alone has caused me to bookmark this article. Thank you, you brilliant, brilliant jug of bleach.