not possible, my mouse is on auto pilot when scrolling through Jalopnik clicking on every article

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

Uh, it says you can’t buy one after 2050, but you can still keep your current gas-guzzlers.

Ok, where does it say that? Laws where I live make it beneficial to own a classic. They’re road tax exempt, they’re cheap on insurance and they’re semi exempt from safety testing, because the government works on statistical evidence and that shows how negligible a proportion of the population actually own classic…

Well, hey, as long as you’re willing to kill people over that. Nothing says “socially well-adjusted” better than a loaded gun smoking over a pile of dead corpses, amirite...

Yeah your guns will do well against a Reaper drone. Do you honestly believe that if there was some sort of armed civil conflict that your cap guns would be able to defend you from the power of our military? I wish people like you would finally get your day in the Sun and see just how defenseless you would be if the…

As if we needed another reminder that Don Lemon is awful.

log the fuck off.

Man. That ravioli with the magazines on the stove is so. fucking. good. That is a whole new level of trolling.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

I mean, they were trying to make pop specs happen in Morocco.

I feel like the sex and the city movies were trying to be as awesome as.that one abfab episode where they went to Morocco.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

Texans aren’t human.

Humans? This was Texas. Home of the inhuman impotent revenge fantasy and prioritizing football loyalties above all else.

American humans. Please leave the rest of us from civilized nations out of it.

Not humans, Texans.

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

Aside from the statue this would have been amazing to see in person.