Worst beard since Nicole Kidman.

Quebec Poutines.

It’s better than “Las Vegas Ragged Showgirl Who Looks About 55 Giving A Handjob In The Tropicana Parking Lots”....

I’m sorry, but is paying $500 million for the right to have a hockey team good business? What the hell would an NFL expansion fee be? $3 trillion?

Oceans 401(k)?

Can I have your non-gray?

When has ‘young man found dead on property of internationally famous actor’ ever NOT been news?

Bye.

In the interest of full Disclosure, we need to know if there was any Indecent Proposal beforehand.

About Last Night...

You are my new hero.

What you talking bout willis?

It’s been done.

And because I’m a horrible person, my first thoughts were of “Sunset Boulevard.”

He clearly didn’t get his scout badge in swimming.

or that it was just a rumer?

How much do you wanna bet the nanny charges it to 100 and then just plays angry birds on it for a minute

I don’t care how much $$$$$ you have. If Scott Disick is your idol, even if you are 10, you seriously need to look back at your life and see where you fucked everything up.