And some of us explored the Holocaust with Barbie.

"I want people to see me as a plastic sex doll and being brainless is a big part of that."

Bitch please.

Why are you proud of a failed state? Why are you proud of getting your asses handed to you by a bunch of effete, Yankee assholes?

Why the fuck do you have to have Southern pride anyway? Us "Yankees" don't have to wave around jack squat to say we're proud of being from Vermont what the ever loving fuck?

It's not "you lost, get rid of the flag" it's "you fought to keep slavery legal, get rid of the flag".

"that broad fabric quilt of culture that is the South"

What symbol is acceptable to you for someone from the South to show their pride in broad fabric quilt of culture that is the South?

You act as if black people were perfectly fine and dandy after slavery was over, as if lynching, race-based terrorism, the KKK, convict leasing, race-based massacres, and Jim Crow didn't happen in almost every goddamned county in the South.

"Since you are a snotty, Anglo-Yankee, asshole..." Yeah, because when I read Southern Christian Leadership Conference, I think "Anglo-Yankee, asshole."

Your in-laws in North Carolina would do it all over again? Well, why don't they? What's stopping them?

How about a heaping plate of BBQ with some delicious sides? No ones getting offended at that.

Most Southroners (spelled as it is pronounced) did not own slaves, did not originate from families that owned slaves and are not overtly racist.

How about a big ol' bowl of fucking grits you backwards-ass southern-fried asswipe?

I find it interesting that you say "aren't overtly racist" instead of just "aren't racist." By using the word Overtly, you're saying that most southerners are racist, but are just good at hiding it.

"Protecting their way of life." What a euphemism.

Exactly most southerners didn't own slaves. And that 'most' was tricked by the few rich slave owners into fighting and dying for their right to own slaves under the guise of 'states rights' and saber rattling nationalism.

You may choose from two of the following: a peach tree, an alligator, the Blue Ridge Mountains, a cotton gin, a tobacco leaf, or a bottle with "XXX" on it.

To that point, you'd reckon that if you saw anybody in drag that it would be Michael Sam.