So would I.

I think I've found one for you

Cooley? The guy who was just arrested for domestic assault?

Trazadone.

It is infinitely more difficult to defend Bristol Palin on any subject. She is uneducated, uncouth, and very slutty.

Marshawn. God, what a name.

I think I have spotted Lena's response. Starts out to acknowledge faintly that she may not be perfect, but then attempts to negate the validity of any potential criticism.

Mind if I steal that?

It's one of my favs. Fish-wife is good too.

Yes! Why does she have her fingers all crunched up like that? Jesus this woman! If you are going to be a vulgar harridan, at least do it right!

You know they use Celsius, right?

This woman is my fucking hero! I love the way she absolutely gives this jackass no quarter at all as he tries to corporate-speak his way out of this. Sexual harassment is foul and illegal.

Third term's the charm!

The divorce court get-up looks like someone got to the curtains before Scarlett O'Hara.

I think from now on we should just say "Florida Man..." without the indefinite article.

That right there is some bad parenting, even by Florida standards.

I was assuming this would be more like a guy sticking his finger into a snake's cloaca. Jesus Christ, that defied human comprehension.

I love this!

Huh? What's that you say, boy? The 'ol misty eyes aren't workin' so you wanted to know what was the REAL story?

Old kinja where obvious bullshit comments stayed in the grays and could be ignored worked much better.