Cookie Butter!? What's this?!

Are those cankles? Or is it the angle?

Bunch of free shit they give you at things like this, the Oscars, corporate meetings, etc.

I am not sure if Jezebel readers will get that, so I'll star you.

So, what exactly is there to be proud of? Losing a war fought over slavery? Trailing the North in every metric of social development?

Come on. She looks fine in most of the shots. My computer screen didn't crack.

That has to be the perfect song for this video.

adblock. makes it all go away

Good call! Have an Edina Monsoon-sized glass of Cabernet full at all times nearby.

I have a friend like that. I had a problem with someone and asked for his help getting the guy to leave me alone. All my friend said was "dont ask me any questions afterwards and we good."

Wish I was still in Phila.

A really dumb book and dumber movie.

All magazines that report exclusively on the lives of celebrities are dumb, but so are their readers, so what difference does it make?

It is the only one they will ever get their hands on either.

This was really sweet. I feel just a little bit bad for ogling that tall cute guy with the crazy straightened hair.

What old woman says "Fuck me" anyway?

Wow. Thanks for that link. Guy "Fieri" was not in on the joke at all.

Come to 18th st in Adam's Morgan in DC and try a Jumbo Slice. You will never stop barfing.

Rose Tree Steaks and Hoagies in Media and The Little Hut in Ridley were the best from my own experience. I don't think either place is still around.