That was already tried. Struck down by the courts. 

Just when I think love is dead 

These came on my white scat pack, but were not removed by the dealer. I removed them after I got home only to find grit had gotten in between them and paint and scuffed the clear coat. I polished most of it out, but I cringe when I see people driving around with these. I sold mine for $60 on ebay. They’ve gone for…

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

His goal was to upend the entirety of Western Civilization through global armed Black revolt. Instead, he got stabbed to death in a cave. That sounds like failure to me.

Oh, get over yourself. Killmonger had his whole life to plan his attack on a coddled trust fund baby and he still failed.

I’m sorry...what?

1099K’s are issued by Stubhub if someone has $20,000 in gross sales or more than 250 sales during a calendar year.

The working class, too. Good luck, America, operating with just a few super rich people and massive underclass.

Our society’s official and unofficial policies are breeding out the middle class. This will eventually bite us in the ass.

What you are doing is illegal and you will face consequences for it eventually. 

The worst thing is how employers are basically like “oh you *asked* if we could do a thing for you? Well no we can’t and fuck you for asking.” Like, you’d really rather go through the entire interview and hiring process again than to just say “we can’t have someone working from home so close to their start date, maybe…

Too busy making avocado toast and not buying diamonds and/or houses.

I don't know why millennials aren't having children. There must be some reason...

Old family members: So when are you gonna have a baby?

Good thing she's in no way responsible for his actions. "I don't fucking know" is a perfectly appropriate and justified response to such a question.