Did she get any of her money back?

There must be an Asian proverb that illustrates this certain situation, and how you are supposed to handle it.

He’s kinda got nerves of steel.

So, when is she going to start fighting crime?

Maybe not electrocuted, but I imagine possible permenant hearing loss.

CP, CP,

Costco is awesome for this. Stored a case of water jugs, two cases of canned chili, a case of Mac n cheese, and a really large bag of brown rice. It won’t get me through the apocalypse, but it’ll help if I get snowed in for a few days.

I have three young boys, and we decided to forego flights before the birth of our third. It’s just too much of a pain. F-ing car seats, strollers, tantrums, diapers, potty breaks, tantrums, “no!”, running, “I don’t want to...”, tantrums.

My sister was on a flight where one guy came aboard with the largest family-sized bag of Doritos available as his only carry-on. He opened it up shortly after takeoff, and spent the entire flight finishing the bag. Half the plane smelled of fake cheese powder the entire time.

Good story, one we can all relate to. But on the flip side, don’t be so on the hunt for signs of awfulness in others, that everyone triggers at least one false-positive. If you spend all your time looking for issues in others around you, you’ll eventually succeed.

Nice resto you can drive, even in the rain.

It’s nice to see a powerful DC couple not rock their marriage with scandal. Like quality steel, the Obama’s marriage appears to have weathered the heat, fire and pressure of 8 years in the US Presidency, and come out stronger on the other side.

Wasn’t this a Dave Chappelle skit? Something about “keeping it real”?

...And still safer than you, dear reader (and me).

“How Will Girls End?”

I’ve only been the victim of a smash-and-grab when someone stole my iPod from my passenger seat. I wasn’t even there, and that felt rather violating. I imagine being physically assaulted  and robbed would put my fear factor on another planet. I’m not going to fault either of them for being a little overly cautious.

It’s really disappointing that NASCAR didn’t come down harder on these two. They’re both in control of a 200 mph missile. They need to keep their shit together. But hey, nothing boosts ratings like a crash or some personal drama. I just wish that drama didn’t occasionally come at the cost of human life.

“No, the barely ball covering speedos and sweaty man bodies rubbing together are so much better than hats with skittles though.”

Honda/Harley D. It’s close enough that the joke still works.

Seriously, if you have trouble avoiding a DUI, just get married and have a few kids. I don’t ever go out anymore. I just get drunk at home, and make everyone else in the house uncomfortable. Legally, it’s a much safer alternative.