Cat vs Sheep in a checkers deathmatch, officiated by a chicken... My money's on the cat.

Obviously the “MORTAL KOMBAT!” line is undefeated, but I’m rather fond of “TEST. YOUR MIGHT.”

That’s Midway sound engineer Dan Forden.  Have no idea how the bosses didn’t make them take out that inside joke. 

This track was a mainstay when I was in high school. Which was so weird. You’d be at a school dance and kids would be dancing and shit and then a dude would scream “Mortal Kombat!!!” and you’d just... dance through it. It always made me laugh.

OT a bit, but this really is one of the coolest openings to a movie, ever.

I wanna meet the guy who yells toasty.

The Happy Crasher presaged what literally everybody who played RollerCoaster Tycoon would do eventually.

This was definitely my most-watched movie of 1992. I got a copy just a few weeks after it came out - My Dad (possibly grandmother) bought it for me on our way back from seeing my Mom and newborn brother in the hospital. One of those “presents” you give to older siblings to occupy them for a few weeks while the rest of…

Oddly enough, Jesus wasn’t a help because he wasn’t there. Although Kumail Nanjiani’s still in the credits, he’s been in only a couple episodes this season. Unfortunately way too much time was spent with Betty being on her bullshit, which worked in small doses because Maya Rudolph is a fucking goddess, but as the…

See also: this article from The Onion circa 2009:

We had Meat do a Cameo for my dad’s birthday. One of my brothers had us add “Your kids said to send nudes. And I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that” to the suggestion box. Meat didn’t quite understand, and the result was really, really funny. This video is one of my prize possessions.

Ah okay, that makes sense actually.

Another couple of considerations are that

“Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.”

How is this news? Next will we find out he’s in a dad band, or that when he goes out to the garage, he just looks at porn on his phone and sighs?

I think it’s not unreasonable. California has already given at least one shot to 22% of it’s population, about the same as the national average. That’s nearly 70 million people nationwide. Biden says all Americans should be able to get one by around May 1st and things are ahead of schedule compared to a couple months…

Jim “Kimo” West, guitarist for “Weird Al” Yankovic, won Best New Age Album.

Daft Punk is playing at my house. My house!

Smaller than the Luxor and it doesnt have a huge beam of light.