If only Grimes didn’t spend all his money on hookers. He could have afforded a decent apartment with his nuclear power plant salary.

I always thought it was odd he lived in that dream house, with a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory and lobster for dinner.. Meanwhile I live in a single room over a bowling alley and under another bowling alley.

I think the meta stuff was more of a dig on Q than you are giving it credit for. They included themselves as part of the purported “Hollywood elite” (one of my bigger laughs was their BASEketball promo shot on the bulletin board) that are being held up as this hugely powerful group that is running the world. They…

I can watch that scene on an endless loop. Not only does Tatum play out that epiphany perfectly. whoever added in the kitchen timer sound effect is a comedic genius.

And the scene when Ice Cube figures it out is also absolutely hysterical. 

The scene where Jenko figured out Schmidt slept with the Captain’s daughter is some of Channing Tatum’s best acting.

Can’t say I’ve listened to much of his music, but I am so impressed by how he’s built himself into this guy everyone likes over the years. He’s a vampiric goth rock star kinda thing, but intelligent, but also extremely nice, he plays golf, he isn’t problematic in the slightest, he just comes across as a good person.…

As good of a time as any to repost this gem...

Indeed. Some him for the first time like 3 or 4 years ago opening for Iron Maiden. Really fun show and I’d totally pay to see AC headline.

For many years Alice Cooper would make an annual appearance at this little haunted house in rural Michigan. I went a couple of times and tried to get autographs but he was always mobbed, even though he stayed for hours signing autographs.

Alice Cooper is the real deal. See him live. It’s worth it.

What I’ve always liked about Alice Cooper is that he’s exactly how he described Elvis: down to earth and willing to make fun of himself. He’s just this ordinary guy who’s job happens to be outrageous and over the top. I always get a kick out of his telling of the infamous chicken incident. 

I used to manage birthday parties at another organization and don’t underestimate the benefits of an all-inclusive party. Chuck E. Cheese will do the pizza, the drinks, the goody bags, the balloons, the cake/ice cream, and the entertainment for the party. Even now, the cost per child for the cheapest package is like…

If this isn’t hosted by Jason Alexander I’m out......

Man there’s sure as shit a lot wrong with what you wrote:

“If South Park stays true to form” have you seen an episode of South Park in the last decade, or do you just enjoy regurgitating other avclub comment cliches? Even a quick skimming of the wikipedia synopsis for the last South Park pandemic special would reveal you will be completely, totally off the mark. 

While I agree with most of that I would say this...

The Marvin Gaye estate seems to be remarkably petty. First they somehow manage to gain millions through a highly questionable legal verdict, and instead of just quitting while they’re ahead they do this?

Huh? Domain name registrars and web hosts are very much not the same thing. While I don’t doubt the people hosting Parler are complete pieces of shit, confusing a registrar for a web host is roughly the same as confusing a phone company for a landlord.

Well, a far more respectable version at the very least.