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It’s way better than mine was. Before the inspectors shut mine down, my park’s motto was “You can’t spell ‘amusement’ without ‘semen’”

When I first read the headline, I thought “Oh a challenge!” and now that I have listened to it, I’m of the opinion maybe some mysteries should remain mysteries.

Good luck to him. Alcoholism sucks. 

So chimpanzees invented, um, gorilla war?

Paul Reubens was well known for hiring many people of color behind the scenes, in jobs that were typically dominated by white men, as well as having many people of color in front of the camera on his show. 

What kind of psychopath would buy the Samuel L Jackson voice, and then turn off the swearing option?

The fact that Eddie is vaguely embarrassed by it does make me feel better about him, though.

There was a ladybug in my car on the way home from work yesterday. That was pretty sweet.

I was waiting for some denouement like a car coming by to push it further or something, but left wanting.

I’m not the only one who read that in Stallone’s voice, right?

I really hope this doesn’t end in bloodshed....our government needs to take pity on these folks that are there to have a good time and not be killed.

Don't be catty about it.

We’ve had similar issues with the second person plural and second person singular being the same word, “you.” Hence “y’all” and “you guys” and “youse” and the like.

Honestly, “They” and “Them” have been working pretty good for me for my whole life even when there were only two genders. The tricky one for me is always Sir. I say Sir as a sign of respect, not a representation of gender. There is Ma’am, but nobody likes to be called Ma’am. (Save the Gif, I’ve seen it.) If we need a…

I can’t help being reminded of the Tom Lehrer gag about the scientist who “majored in animal husbandry, until they... caught him at it one day.”

“You wanna popsicle?” he’d say to me, to which I’d reply, “Nope.”

Sconnies gonna scon. 

Good ol' Wisco. Prime territory for this sort of bullfuckery.