Hope this link works because this is the winner:

can’t believe it took them almost 4 minutes to get to the point 

Are these their real full names? Is that a good idea?

Man, if my school had done this my senior year (c/o ‘95) there would have been like 150 Reservoir Dogs.

The real mystery is how he was 12 years old in 1992 but 43 in 2019.

When I was about 12 or so my family, and a friend on my Mother’s side, went to DisneyWorld. And one day we took a trip to Universal where My Mother, her friend, and I went on The Mummy Ride. And during the ride, if you don’t know, you suddenly get thrown backwards for the climax of the coaster. Well I’ve always worn…

Also, this 2-ton anchor from the Grandcamp was thrown over a mile and a half from the explosion, leaving a 10 foot crater.

Also, this 2-ton anchor from the Grandcamp was thrown over a mile and a half from the explosion, leaving a 10 foot crater.

You know what’s really ‘weird’? The man’s career started in 1976, he first broke big in 1981, and he’s 59 years old! Look at that picture! He hasn’t aged a day in 35 years!

The tiny town from “The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota” really does love Weird Al

For any Al-fan who hasn’t heard, former AV Club writer Nathan Rabin is hard at work on the book version of his The Weird Accordion to Al article series, in which he wrote about every song in Al’s library.

“the town also recently renamed “an unmarked dirt roadway” near the ball “Weird Alley,” which is just delightful”

Someone worked hard to make that happen and I’m proud of them. 

I know it’s reusing an old (limited edition) design, and it’s from their hands-down most famous song, but I can’t help but feel like a line from “Your Racist Friend” or “Kiss Me Son of God” would’ve been more appropriate.

Duh.

Are you serious? That’s amazing, I love this fact.

- Great Tiger’s Bollywood career is reaching new heights as he prepares to direct his first feature, When My Turban Star Glows, Duck. 

King Hippo died on the same day as Big Punisher, oddly enough.

Just to note, Mike actually has little involvement in the production of Mike Tyson Mysteries. Literally all he does is come in and read his lines.

How are people still going to jail for Cannabis when we are also talking about having Luxury Cannabis resorts?

I’d prefer a where are they now segment on the boxers from Punch-Out.