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All those zeroes on artist’s paychecks were never intended to be preceded by other numbers.

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I’m partial to the one brief cameo that Matt Groening himself made:

The ice cream is also cursed.

Scorpio is the best, but too big a role.  

The app is different because Texas Dairy Queens are run by a separate council that runs a different marketing site compared to the ones in other states. That is why we have Hungr Buster burgers, “Dude” chicken fried steak sandwich, and steak finger baskets compared to whatever they serve up north. 

Why don’t you call me sometime, when you have no class?”

“With the shape I’m in you could donate my body to science fiction!”

It’s a dead man’s party!

Will Oingo Boingo be playing at parties and will RDJ be your dorm-mate.

Just here to say this comment section makes me thirsty and it is only 8 a.m.

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But when will Aubrey Plaza play the live-action Daria?

They’re making a live-action version. <barfs>

well thanks for this interview because i have now wasted 40 minutes at work going through that blog’s archives

This may seem like one of those internet legends - but this really happened.

Ah, yes, the Golden Ja Rule: invest unto others before the FTC gets wind of your scam.

Imagine how much Axe body spray has soaked into the soil there.

A friend of mine has Alpha-Gal Syndrome (a SEVERE red meat allergy from tick bites, which is becoming more popular) and this would have had her hospitalized, if not worse.

I know people think they’re cute and funny, commenting about indignant vegans (even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices), but ANY

Cool, people like me with soy allergies would get sick and have no idea why. Changing a person's order without asking or informing them is stupid and dangerous. 

He better watch out for those damn bottle kids.