I can’t believe more people aren’t talking about Buster Keaton. Without a doubt one of the most talented performers of all times. His stunts were so dangerous I seriously doubt they’d legally allow them be to done today.

Truly.

The fuck kinda weird-ass hotel rooms do you stay in?

288 would just be too gross!

Close enough? I just weighed a 12-ounce beer can on my kitchen scale: 12.8 ounces. So, more like ~60 lbs., I guess. 

Liquid ounces are a measure of volume and not weight.

Natty is bad enough, but at least it’s not 144, that would be gross.

The Amazing Mr. No Legs in The Amazing Mr. No Legs (he’s the villain AND the star, and who wouldn’t root for him?)

In the circles I travel in, that’s what is known as the Floating $20. If you’re short one night, someone will spot you. They don’t ask you to pay them back. Instead, if someone else is short another time, spot them.

This deserves more stars. Have one.

The quad urinal one is insane.  Narrow claustrophobia toilet might by my favorite.  WTF?

This is like how the Great Clips coupon always comes the day after I get my haircut, right?

Jesus if that’s where Cabbage Patch Kids come from I’d hate to see where Garbage Pail Kids come from...

Starting to use smoked porter in my beef stew changed my life.

I still love the show but if this were their final season I wouldn’t mind.

I actually think he’s a better fit for Mr. Rogers than Sully. But I don't know what need there is for this after they already had the documentary Will You Be My Neighbor... hope it's good though.

Now this might fool some younger readers, but I’m old enough to remember the Miracle on the Hudson, and I distinctly recall that Sully Sullenberger had a mustache. This man is clean shaven.

I’m not entirely sure this one IS setting up for a season long story line, especially since last season was actually mostly stand alone episodes with only the Heidi/Cartman relationship as a serialized subplot. I guess we'll find out more next week.

Some people mistake not being an ideologue for not having a viewpoint or a moral center.

Leopold is Butters’ name, his father’s name is Stephen.