The Learning Company has died of dysentery. 

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

While I love Rounders it was super annoying when people would show up at my home games and splash the pot.

I can do dressing and talking like a pirate

Boy, if there’s a more Chad thing to do than tattoo Chadillac across your chest, I haven’t seen it. 

I’m going to get a tattoo of the receipt from that one time Arby’s got my order right. 

100x this.

Castlevania II has the honor of having the easiest final boss I’ve ever fought in a video game.

My brain refuses to comprehend the repeated sleights against Castlevania 2. Simon’s Quest has its issues, no argument,  but it was great and innovative for its time and I remember with fondness the hours I sunk into puzzling it out. 

Aw, you’re just russian to conclusions.

Whew, I’m glad I can now watch his new show tomorrow. (I was going to watch anyway) 

Can I go back to liking him again?  It’s been quite the roller coaster.  

My husband has turned me into a High Life fan and I will forever be grateful. It’s the best cheap beer for drinking on a warm day, or with wings and football.

While I’m obliged to tease you both for liking such a flavorless beer, at least what little flavor it does have is fairly pleasant.  If you were Corona fans, I’d mock you mercilessly, especially as we’re on the topic of skunking.  How anyone manages to drink that piss, I’ll never understand.

High Life is the best cheap beer.

Kate’s my favorite because she stans Miller High Life (like I do) and makes me feel less like a monster. 

“My beloved Miller High Life (fight me)“

Time to raise one to his memory…

Time to raise one to his memory…

The man is gone, but that mustache will live forever