I have clamored for this for years. My NUMBER ONE most desired reboot. So many things for Daria to crack wise about. #MeToo. Trump. Safe spaces. This bit of news is just what I needed today.  I’m so happy ya’ll!

My wife and others always make fun of me but I refuse to kill spiders because they are good luck and trap unwanted flying pests in their webs. Whenever my wife finds a spider, she flails around the house in horror as I delicately trap it in a paper towel to escort it outside.

That suprises me because where I am at the AMC’s seem to be the nicest and best ran theaters.   Its our Marcus that is hit or miss

but can you use those three a week for more than one person? I see movies with my fiance and end up swiping my moviepass for me and then paying for her, but if I had the option to use two out of my alotted three then i’d definitely swap out one service for the other. another big caveat is counting pre-sale advance…

“it became overexposed and bloated in the 90s like any trendy style”

I’m with you on that. I mean, yeah, it became overexposed and bloated in the 90s like any trendy style, but overall the good bands wrote some snappy, catchy fun tunes. I saw LTJ a few years ago as well and yeah —- hell of a show. Reel Big Fish still rocks and I can listen to Turn The Radio Off! anyday of the week.…

I actually did a research paper in high school about the history of ska, starting in the 60s, heading to England and then ending with what was then the modern scene(including the Christian ska scene because I really just wanted to write about Five Iron Frenzy). Sadly it has been lost to the ages.

Also, even when ska band not good, me still respect them for getting that many people to show up to rehearsal.

90s ska was occasionally fun and fairly harmless and often a bit corny(and it was sometimes a nice counterweight to the dour nature of angsty 90s rock in general), but on the other hand, I’ve never been that interested in what made the bands tick or how the scenes got started.

Saw Less Than Jake a few years back and they still rock hard.

Also, plugging a normal NES game into a Game Genie when it wouldn’t load was the advanced version of blowing on the cartridge.

Oh man, I wish I could combine drinking and petting animals!

Weird Al for next year’s Super Bowl halftime show, please and thanks

Weird Al played at a trade show I was attending (NAMM, an audience full of musicians) and I was amazed how tight and solid the band was.

Pff... I volunteer at special events at a brewery taproom. This past weekend, they brought in goats from a petting zoo. If you have a bunch of kids, pull half the shared board games off the wall to stack up around your pulled together tables, never use any of them, bring in happy meals, and let your kids run around…

What if - and this is a BIG “what if”- we sandwiched that hamburger between two more meat items in lieu of a bun?

Maybe they’ll have to bring in some buns from New York City.

So went to Raisin Cain’s Tuesday after lamenting the fact I couldn’t have the double double I was craving. When told there was no toast I jokingly asked if it was a supplier issue tied to the In n Out closures. Girl in the drive thru window gets a nervous look on her face, turns to a supervisor and says something.…

“I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

The genius of Hedberg’s work is I never get tired of seeing the jokes, and - even when only written - I never forget the inflection.