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*books ticket to Nevada*

Well if you don’t like sex with strangers there’s always alternative ways to get your kicks then...

I’m a happy T-Mobile customer, and I’ve been thrilled at all of their uncarrier initiatives.

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As someone who has been locked up, I’m a big advocate for prison reform and humane prison treatment.

I was a medic for about 5 years. I promise you, had someone showed up at my station with a stoned raccoon, the story would have had a much more awesome ending than “just wait for the effects to wear off.” There is no less than a 100% chance that the baked little bastard would’ve been driving the rescue truck before

Should I have my cat start rating these animals every week? (he loves watching animal videos.  I put on an hour long penguin documentary and he watched the entire thing.)

Another video instead of a written article huh? Pass.

You’ve got to compare your sanitation methods with a commercial kitchen or producer. They are blasting those surfaces with sanitizers on a regular schedule and testing for proper pH levels. Your colander is clean..but not that clean.

Maybe Larian forgot to mention he’s using Toys R Us reward points too.

I’m not immunocompromised, elderly, or a youth, so I’ll continue to take my chances with pre-washed greens.

Losing it like a fox!

It’s a new spin on the Underpants Gnomes business model.

I think most people like me that hate on him do it just because it’s fun. I still watch the crap out of his show, and have used it to find restaurants in towns that I visit.

Um...The premise of his most popular show is highlighting the work of small business owners across the country. Yes his personality is outsized and over the top, but if you’d ever actually watched the show you’d know he keeps the spotlight clearly on the restaurant and their food, serving primarily as color commentary

As much as I hate his approach to food I’ve got to give him some respect, since he seems to be a pretty stand up guy. Most of the restaurants on his show end up with massively increased sales, and on one occasion he helped one restaurant rebuild after a fire, which can easily drive a place out of business.

In my likability ranking of Food Networks personalities, he is still miles ahead of Bobby Flay.

“If you reach the Taco Bell, you’ve gone too far.”