I live in Asheville and work a couple doors down from his magic shop that was never open. Legend has it he once bought an acoustic guitar from a busker for a couple of hundred bucks and then smashed it.

Night Court was my jam back when I was a latchkey kid. First time I saw a (fictional) authority figure not seem so dour. Dude always seemed to have a spring in his step.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks the guy behind the counter, “You got any Chapstick?” The store owner says, “Sure. You wanna pay for it now?” The duck says, “Nah, you can just put it on my bill.”

I loved Night Court when I was a kid, and have caught some reruns as an adult. It holds up. He is the beating heart of that show. Bull, Dan, Ros, Christine, Mack, and others were great characters, but Harry Anderson grounded it, with his own sharp humor. Harry, Mel Torme, and corny magic tricks. 65 is far too young. I…

worse than that, it’s akin to these fucking things:

You put ketchup on fish sticks?! You monster! Tartar sauce, you fool! It’s fantastic on fries, too.

People, no. This one weirdo, yes.

pretty sure that is chikfila’s secret sauce

Now do one for catsup.

I add mayo to that mix.

There is a special place in hell for people that squirt ketchup on their fries instead of dipping them.

I weep for your lack of Brook’s Catsup in that lineup. There’s a reason the largest catsup bottle in the world has Brook’s label on it. Good stuff.

Also the correct answer is banana ketchup. So.

“Goodbye Donut, I’ll never forget you, don’t change...”

“A cabin in the woods?! Didn’t you see Cabin in the Woods?!”

One thing I really loved about this episode is the callback to Louise’s lockpicking skills (And her comments about how she might not be as good at it as they think she is, until she ends up confirming that she’s *totally* as awesome at it as they think she is). As for the class warfare thing, I keep hoping this will…

They totally got the idea from the Doritos commercial.

Come on now the kids deserve a beer after making a business at the stock market!

I would buy them the beer just for having the sheer brazen gall to try this.

If anyone deserves a beer, it’s these kids. I’d totally buy it for them.