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I don’t mean to tell the editors of the esteemed New York Times, the second-best newspaper after the Washington Post, how do do their jobs, but “Weird” or “Weird Al” should probably be in quotes.

Heard it drove James Coco Mad....

How many Dollarydoos is it?

Those are the wrong kind of sprinkles.  Fail.

That’s exactly what I told my parents when they found a pack of cigarettes in my room in 9th grade. “Yea, I... uh, was conducting a science experiment...”

This article is fantastic. I forwarded it to my church’s criminal justice taskforce.

Are POO and ASS taken?

Has anyone considered the possibility that they’ve come from the future simply to ‘like’ their own YouTube posts, thereby earning untold advertising royalties in the distant future?WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

They’re not blurred out. That’s what the human face looks like in the future.

Congrats on the dental plan

Maybe the customer is an asshole for showing at 3 a.m. but full stop, you are wrong.

Picture delivers - KFC, loitering baboon, trees that look like they could be in Africa. 

when you eat chicken is it white or dark meat? i hate white meat chicken but dark meat is the shit

Is there no third party responsible for safety checking amusement park rides? I mean yea, these guys are complete dickholes and deserve to go to jail for their part. But how did it get to the point where they were able to simply throw away safety test results and cover up injuries?

You can be your ass that the EFF has legal briefs ready to go the instant Trump signs it.

From their statement, Craigslist isn’t shuting down that section to fight sex trafficking. They are doing it because an overbroad law makes it too risky for them to host anything sex related. Which seems to be the point of the law.

Yep. Except for the white cheddar sandwich on the right.

Since I had to go to the Yelp page after reading this... is this your menu?