Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!

A man, a plan, a tan ass planet, Batman, ‘Nam, Tab, ten alps, Santa, anal, Panama!

racecar

Racecar.

A Toyota’s a Toyota

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Palindromes, not anagrams!

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.

Mother in law? Woman Hitler.

go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog

A man, a plan, a canal: Lisa Bonet

She can still hear the schoolyard chants: “Lisa Bonet, Lisa Bonet! ‘Bate loins to lesbian! Lisa Bonet! No bestial!”

Tenob Asil is her Star Wars name.

Lisa Bonet is on a belt

Warsaw was raw

Here in my city they had a big giraffe statue above the front door which always drew me, emotionally. When the store closed many years ago, that giant statue ended up outside a taxidermist’s business. It could be seen from the highway for years.

Tell me about it, right? Like the other day my cousin tried to wish me a happy birthday; that motherfucker called me a poopyhead when he was two-years old. You think I’m just gonna let that shit drop, Dennis?

Beavis and Butthead did it first.

Wendy’s