Ours are a bit more complicated since she works for herself and has been audited in the past, we want to make sure it's all correct and we've got a bunch of questions anyway. We're hoping to write off all her expenses so her income is $0 at least for 2016.

Got cracking on my taxes with the wife. She started her business full time in 2016, so tons of receipts. We have an appointment with our tax lady tonight, so hopefully we've got everything.

Just looked this up, it sounds interesting, I will add it to my list.

My boss has a house on a lake and one of his neighbors has a spite house that looks like a big mushroom. I guess if you knock down a house, the new one can't be wider than the original plot of land. Not knowing this after he knocked it down, he built it up then outward which was apparently okay.

Despite popular belief, mayo doesn't need refrigeration either. The ph is low enough. It wasn't Mayo for other reasons - probably not enough eggs.

I liked the chili cheese burger. Wish it stayed longer.

In the US at least, there are standards of identity for Mayonnaise. If it says 'style' in it, then it doesn't meet those standards. It's probably similar in Canadia

Any of you Canadians up there want to send me a case?

"Give him a full body cavity search. And don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth"

It's just like a handshake. You turn your hand vertically like going for a handshake and it gives the ball a hook.

You are correct!

The Skinheads??

One of the funniest South Park moments.

Why does the press continue to give this guy a voice?

Well, at least Fats Domino is still hanging in there.
RIP Chuck!

At first I was pissed, but with the rubber ducky all is forgiven and then some!

Nerd.
J/K a buddy of mine probably went on your BBS to get info on this.

I wish the Onion would implement it better though. The first article shows up twice, and then the scrolling stops before I get to the stuff I've already read. Then on their main page it's hard to find older articles. You'd think the 'recent' section would have like say a week's worth or so.

95% clickbait? That seems about right.

Here's an idea if you want to save some money, cut the military budget by 10% instead of increasing it by 10%.