It doesn't matter what we do, the cats will always jump on the counter. I guess it's part of being a cat.

My work fixed the issue where Disqus is intermittently blocked. So now I don't have to keep hitting refresh and have to reload all the comments.

Same concept then.

Was this The Boiler over on Dempster? That place is awesome if so!

Reminds me of this one:
A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table drinking when a very beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar.

Well, complain away!

The FTS thread is ^

I really don't understand this at all. I mean if he wasn't breaking any laws, isn't she violating some sort of privacy thing?

No, we're just going to have pie on Friday instead when the bananas are good.

Joke Thread
Know any good ones?

Yesterday being Pi day, my wife was going to make some banana cream pie. Problem is we didn't have any bananas, and it's impossible to get ripe bananas at any of the grocery stores. They are all freakin' green.

Not to keep the weird in?

Saw Kedi Which is the documentary about all the cats that roam around in Istanbul. It's pretty good if you like cats, if not then no need to watch it.

I don't get how it can be abused. A friend of mine in college had a bad cough and was given it as a prescription. It said to take 1-2 tsp. She misread it and took 2 tbsps and pretty much just slept for 2 days.

With him doing a Q & A afterwards, it's going to be hard for me not to go to it. It'll be up there with Weird Al doing a Q & A after UHF a few years ago.

With 2000 upvotes, you can cash them in for the old format.

"I look on the walls and I read the news, and then I look down and I've pissed on my shoes"

What about us brain dead slobs?

http://www.theonion.com/art…
Almost the same thing.

Don't you hate when after a productive bout, you do the paperwork and it causes more to come out and then you have to do the paperwork again?