After about a year and a half, I finally got my glasses adjusted where they don't hurt my ears and they stay put on my nose.

I figured it was dark because the country doesn't allow immigrants anymore.

Well kids these days have filthy mouths. Amirite?

I wish Netflix would have the option for the extras and commentaries and stuff. If there's some sort of Christopher Guest box set, I'd probably just do that.

Organized the Basement Friday and Saturday. Finished fixing the Aunt's computer. Layed around all day yesterday. Overall, a solid meh.

Finally saw This is Spinal Tap since it's on the Netflix now. It was good, pretty much as expected. The whole turn it up to 11 thing was hilarious along with how they keep losing drummers. I was hoping it would show their fans more than it did even if it made it a longer movie.

I totally remember that commercial! When my friends' got it on Nintendo, that was one of the greatest days of my life.

Depends on the shoe. Their specialized running shoes seem okay. I've had mine for 6 years now and run quite a bit in them.
I guess running shoes are a whole other category though.

It's no Glass Eater Magazine, but it'll do.

"But see man, the north pole is the center of the earth and the earth is flat, so tracing the equator just makes a big circle around the north pole. Tracing a circle around the tropic of capricorn would be a larger circle and around the tropic of cancer would be a smaller circle, man"

"Don't you see man, it would just be making a circle around the flat Earth - like a giant hula hoop on the ground, you have to get it past Antarctica which NASA won't allow man."
That's my guess at least as to what a flat earth person would say.

From now on, please call me Darryl the globehead. I don't want anyone to confuse me otherwise.

Yeah, they could do a lot more as a cartoon than in real life.

I did like Napoleon Dynamite, but I'm glad it only went 1 season. It seemed like a good run that didn't get old.

Why?

I'm sure this already got posted in the comments, but if not, one of my favorite gems from the onion:
http://www.theonion.com/art…
Secondhand smoke linked to secondhand coolness

It's 2017, I can have a smart condom, but where the fuck is my flying car for fuck's sake?

Oh I agree, but I thought an international chain would be more understandable than if I picked the local place no one has heard of.

So is it only Pizza Hut pizza that they deliver, or can I get Domino's instead? Because that would be better.

Surprisingly Cheesecake Factory does mostly scratch cooking. They use some shortcuts like bases and such, but I was thoroughly impressed with their kitchen. It's actually a pretty good starting gig for a chef who wants to eventually open up their own place or move up to something fancy.