Strange, most jews - at least the ones that keep kosher - wouldn't eat junior bacon cheeseburgers for at least two reasons.

I warn my customers to leave a 1 mile radius, but some people just don't listen.

Gut bacteria has a lot to do with it. Could be after a bout of antibiotics, it changed and could take a while to get back to "normal"

I'll do it for the cost of the apricots and travel expenses. I love those things! The people around me… not so much.

Just give me a pound of dried sulfited apricots and an hour later, I'll dissolve the paint in your house.

They really should have an episode 11 so they could wrap things up better.
My wife tolerates South Park, but she was just about falling out of her seat when the passcode was revealed to be "9"

Just thought I'd let you know that years from now my nephew will be replying to some internet forum about what his favorite present was and he will say it was the Train book that his uncle gave him in 2016.

Where's my Cheetos scented candle?

Most caesar salads these days don't have anchovies, so I wouldn't worry about it.

Well, they aren't Doritos, but they're pretty good.

Been busy, haven't seen anything lately, I've been out of town and finally starting to catch up on Disqus.

It's 'poor fool' but yeah, my favorite line in that movie.

Somewhere there is floating around a picture of me with the biggest grin ever holding a Pocket Simon.

I liked Rygar. It was very glitchy though. I realized that once you can beat the robots in Lapis in one shot, the rest of the game is pretty easy.

Omega Supreme was awesome! My brother got it. Lucky him. I probably just got something stupid instead.

Sheetz does too.

"Pay me for the door repair!"

I think it is!

If a politician really loves the flag, they'd ignore the issue because drawing attention to it is going to result in way more burnt flags.

“Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn't pop."
Orville Redenbacher (July 16, 1907 – September 19, 1995)