When I first saw it, I thought it was a boring movie that takes place in one room of a school. Then I got a little older and understood it and I thought it was great. Now that I'm older, and meh, it's okay, but nothing special.

This is true for just about anything calling for chicken.

So what's in Happy Family?
Never mind, I shouldn't have asked.

Ughh, growing up, my friend's little sister would make us play that game.
"There's a clearance sale at the fashion boutique"

I would hope shopping doesn't require an MBA to be competent at it.

"Don't ask me, I'm just a girl"
"I wish they taught shopping in school"
"Let's bake some cookies for the boys"

The show is pretty much like his album. In fact about 30% or so of the material I remembered from it. It was about an hour and fifteen minutes or so. Not sure it was worth the fifty bucks, but it was still funny.

Weird, I was just explaining the soundtrack to my wife the other day right before seeing Stephen Wright live.

Crap, I had no idea she died! That is awful!

Diamond Joe can still help you for another month or two.

Lack of gravy makes me sad.

Thanksgiving Cooking
So what do you usually make for Thanksgiving?
As usual, I'm in charge of the gravy. My wife is making the cookies.

Not necessarily in order:

Good luck getting past the exclusivity contracts Ticketmaster and Livenation have.

People in general can't really dig through studies. You and I seem to be exceptions. =) You're asking all the right questions.

Annex Manager: Now Tell me Mr. Simpson, what special skills could you teach a class on?
Homer: Uh… I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Annex Manager: No you can't! No one can!

What's worse is neither can adults.

Popeye's is good - like really good, but it's no Bojangles.

I'm reading about the development of the first computer -ENIAC: The Triumphs and Tragedies of the World's First Computer by Scott McCartney. Pretty good so far.

"You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?!?"
"I thought the Generals were due!!! He's spinning the ball on his finger!!! Just take it!!!!"