Patrick Bertoletti? That guy can pound away food, it's pretty unbelievable.

And my plaid flannel. You'd think this would be a halloween costume for me, but it's typical everyday wear.

You're never too old for Vans, I still have 3 pairs that I wear regularly and I'm pretty old. Checkerboard shoes will never go out of style.

I'm certainly not a fan of Trump, but provided he's not breaking any laws, that seems to be a problem with the tax laws and not him.

I'm curious if there is any correlation with a higher accident rat in countries with lax tests.

Well, I have a real one now.
There is a good quote that rings very true "The more you complain, the longer god makes you live"
Well, after 98 and 1/2 years, Grama B has finally passed. She will be missed.
She made it way way longer than anyone would have thought, but in the last month or so, they kept saying another…

What the shit is this fuck?

I thought it was "Mushroom cloud", but yeah, mine too!

Along the same lines, is it wrong to fantasize about your 12 year old self being with people you knew when they were 12?

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

Sales guy had to cancel a lunch meeting today. And now I have no lunch. This is the worst possible thing that could ever happen. LOL. It's all I've got. Sorry, I know lots here have legit FTS's

Played DDR for the first time in a couple years the other day. I forgot to stretch first and my calves have been sore as hell for the last few days.
That game kicked my ass, but I can still hold my own on Difficult and some Expert.

From Austin Powers:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It still wouldn't have sounded as good.

I couldn't have said it better myself!

I actually did that with a discman that I bought. I didn't even have the receipt with me, but they were able to look it up from my credit card or something. But yeah, they gave me ten bucks plus tax.

This has to be better than pushing expensive vacuum cleaners that don't actually work that well.
Nice write up.

I don't care how bad the show gets, I've invested 27 years or so into it, I'm going to finish seeing every single episode.
That said, this one seemed pretty average for the season number.

How about just tell your story without the sitcom format?

"What do you think's in the burgers"