"Oh pick me, I am ever so smart"

You forgot "I'm dirty, I'm going to spend the next two hours bathing"

Hendrick's is good, but something about Bombay I don't care for, I'd rather have Beefeater.

What's your gin?

I signed up for Duolingo 'deer', and it translated. I'm still waiting for Duolingo 'cat' to come out though.

Happy belated birthday!

Beautiful day Sunday. Went on a bike ride. Saw a couple of deer that told me that I could get close enough to take their picture. So I did.
Friday saw Now You See Me since the sequel is coming out and I kind of want to see it. The story was pretty silly, but Woody Harrelson was awesome! And I'm a sucker for magic…

So it sounds like no matter how influential I become, in 600 million years, none of it will matter - at least here on Earth.

She could be an asexual amoeba for all I care.

The British lady on my GPS, duh!

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Pfffttt it wasn't even a full bottle.
Still, it's the presentation that makes it.

I didn't think it was cool, but there are places out there that suck to work at, but the management is taught to teach the employees that it's the cool place to work even though the job and pay suck. What is sad is that people buy into this.

Yeah, but it's a cool place to work and that has to count for something, right? Right?

Short change artists can be tricky. Fortunately I didn't have to deal with any, but a buddy of mine would just very early into it would give the correct change, slam the drawer shut, say he isn't a bank and to talk to the manager if you had a problem. They would get the message and just leave.

My wife used to work indirectly with the Madoff brothers and she said that they were the nicest most sincere people in the world. They would remember her name and details from months before. All the others on that board were assholes. I guess you don't make a billion dollar ponzi scheme fund by being a dick.

Hey Chicago nerds,
Shameless plug for an organization I have no affiliation with, but I enjoy going to.
Nerd Nite is this Thursday at the Bottom Lounge. More info at http://Chicago.nerdnite.com
Be there and be square (it can be two things)

Growing up when this song would come on the radio, my brother hated it so much he had to change the station really quickly before my dad realized what song it was because my dad liked the song.

Meh, no need for preservatives other than antioxidants. It's dry.

For food, it seems Amazon is for convenience like if you can't get it near by. It's generally expensive on food I've noticed.