Ichiban is number one! In fact in Japanese it means number one.

I can answer the last sentence. Salt, hydrolyzed vegetable proteins, monosodium glutamate, dried shrimp extract, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate. These are all intense so you don't need a whole lot to impart flavor.

Good for Andy. I hope it works out well for him.

You're thinking of Vodka Drunkinski

Maybe it was Temple of Syrinx, Tom Sawyer, or Spirit of Radio.

A coworker has a sign on his desk that says "lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part" or something like that.

Shit with the Inlaws, I can't even get into it here.

The Muppets. I holding hope that Netflix or the likes picks it up.

I just signed up for a tour of the Chicago McCormick Place rooftop garden in July. It's part of convention going on there and unfortunately not open to the public, but I'm excited to see it. I didn't even know they had one.

"Your Favorite Band Sucks"

Yeah, I read the Smoove B one, and last I remember Anchower was in the klink. I forgot where they left Jean. I could do without the gossip columnist though, that was kind of dumb.
I hope they periodically do Diamond Joe Biden columns even after he's done with being VP.

Oh he'll yeah! Smoove B as well.

Frogger would be pretty cool too. You've got the road and the water. Not sure if that was activision though.

Would it be Billipede or Trillipede?

Or how about Lost Luggage - the more risque version. My 5 year old self would crack up laughing when the bra came out.

More like Smarch of the Penguins amirite? I mean it's cold! Lousy Smarch weather.

Always!

Damn, I'm 29 minutes too late to post this.
You people all suck and have no lives.

I can truly say that "I am losing my shit" But it has nothing to do with Instagram.

"Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit!"