Is this going to be the Diamond Joe Biden persona from the Onion?

A buddy of mine made it onto WOF back in the day. When he first tried out, they said he was too good. So he waited a while, tried out again and purposely missed a couple. I imagine, this guy did the same thing.

Dear Burger King,
You may fuck with the Whopper all you want, but really, it doesn't do you much good. The original Whopper is still better than whatever abomination you come up with.

I totally remember if you wrote down which prices were optimal based on the weather, you could buy the exact amount of sugar and lemons and maximize profits with nothing left over.

Was that the one where you would set the prices based on the weather forecast?

Still no love for computer solitaire. That game has probably saved the sanity of countless underworked administrative assistants from dying of boredom.

It's like the opposite of the Weird Al album 'Mandatory Fun'

I had no idea there were Apollo Soyuz cigarettes. That is so totally awesome! They probably didn't let the astronauts/cosmonauts smoke while up there though. Something about a pure oxygen environment may not be good for surviving.

Had half as people this year for Easter, made it easier, but tons of leftovers.

Something only available in Australia and zoos.

Paul Reubens to do another Pee Wee movie. Oh wait, never mind.

This seriously happened to a friend of mine in Wisconsin, but it was a different movie.d he had to spend a night in jail.

TMZ doesn't mess up celebrity deaths (unfortunately in this case especially)

I was surprised by how good this movie was. Much better than one would expect. Nicely written up as well.

I was expecting this from Wired not AV Club. This didn't take long.

…and then assistant manager. And that's when the big bucks come rolling in.

Crap, that was embarrassing. I still stand by Pet Name though.

The whole album is good. I think XTC Vs. Adam Ant, stands somewhere in the middle. I'm more of a fan of Pet Name and A Self Called Nowhere.

I've been meeting to add the Vonnegut brothers book to my list. I'm more interested in the Bernard part though.

Sure I'm late to the comments, but I was hoping someone would post the anagram!