"I pity da po' foo' who don't eat my cereal! Heh heh"

Great article. Now why can't the AVclub write stuff like this?

"Mr. Cline up to 9. Mrs. Tell, Personnel, Mr. Levin 37."
"Uh, 36"
"Walk down!"

That's one strong stitch!

I'll be more impressed when he does a triple lindy.

Yikes! It may not hurt to set up some sort of inconspicuous camera just in case he does do some harm. Especially for the cat's sake.

If it's Windows and you somewhat know what you are doing, there's a program called Hijackthis, that let's you disable and delete things running in the background. If your antivirus and antimalware didn't seem to do the trick, it's worth a shot.

Well, this freakin' sucks! I tried to vote on my town's referendums and was told I must declare a party even though the referendums are completely non partisan. So I called the election board, and got bounced around to different phone numbers. The lady just told me I was correct and that I could vote for just the…

SSD's are the greatest for keeping an old computer working reasonably.

"mmm…. pistol whip…"

Our trivia team kicked all forms of ass until the last round. Despite that, we still managed to win and our meal/drinks were comped. So yay that. Unfortunately next week is the last week because the bar is closing and the people who run the trivia are tied up until the fall.
That and the wife and I saw Zootopia. …

I find the adventure itself is the real fun compared to the destination.

Maybe you need to get some readers.
I love smashing as much as possible on the screen. I hate scrolling.

Wait a minute!?!? A mop isn't food. I want my money back!

I only played the first one for Nintendo and I remember the poorly translated stuff, so it's probably that one.

I think that was just straight up Metal Gear, wasn't it?

Awwww, he's pretty interesting… I guess.

BTW, all you public transportation people, is there cheap parking where I don't have to feed the meter every hour, or am I better off taking the blue line? I'm pretty close to the (North) Harlem blue line.

I'll make it a point to wear my red plaid hipster douchebag fedora hat.
If I'm ambitious, I'll make something lemon related.

Mr. Wizard's World. Yeah, I was a nerd and still am.
"Outside air pressure pushing in" was pretty much the answer for everything.