Something something sarcasm detector.

Oh great, way to spoil all of these shows for me!

It's good, but I do prefer bones and their regular chicken.

Actually it was a breach of contract issue. The plaintiff was a doctors group whose contract with a benefits administrator was cancelled. The plaintiff claimed it was without cause and shouldn't have been. The defendant had some pretty rock solid proof that there was some fraud going on and had no choice but to cut…

Friday, finished deliberating a two week trial - I was a juror. Right after, we had a makeshift pizza party with the judge, bailiff and defense attorneys. We didn't get out until after 7 or so. Back to regular work and lots of catch up this week. One of the attorneys said something like "You're Darryl the…

When I win my Oscar, here will be my acceptance speech. I'll slowly pull out a piece of paper and unfold it. I'll then read off of it "thanks" the fold it back into my pocket and walk off the stage.

You just had to hit buttons on the controller and it would pop up.

Something something Trekkers something something Trekkies

Cut it out

Checkerboard Vans are suggested as well.

Any Chicago area people wanna meet up for July 2nd?

Those were some good games. My older brother signed up as a beta tester for some games back in the day, some never made it to market unfortunately. I've been fiendishly searching for 'Death in the Caribbean' it was the first game I remember where you typed in what you wanted to do. Like Take box, go left, tie rope…

Its amazing how much better Jr. Pacman was years later.

I was about the same age and my friend had it and he said it sucked which was good enough for me.

What is this Atari week?

They're a bunch of hosers anyway. They should all just take off.

Yes but just having pets doesn't mean you can trust them either.

Never trust a president who doesn't like pets.

Maybe he can hold me close.

It's called "Tom Sawyer"?!?!? I've been saying "Tom Soyeeee" all this time.