My cats sleep all day and knock things over whether or not I'm around.

If only Bikekike was here with his old avatar.

Wait a minute the entire AFA is under 200,000 people. The million moms is only a fraction of this. So how many moms are there really? That is flagrant false advertising!

That's just like the children's book 'Split Pea Soup' George thinks Martha loves to make split pea soup and Martha thinks George loves split pea soup. So she makes it for him and he eats it even though he hates it and she hates making it.
http://www.amazon.com/Georg…

That's Ted Theodore Logan
I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

So true and so awful.

Yeah, I'm the youngest of 3. Youngest of 9 if you include step brothers and sisters.

He was way ahead of his time I guess.

Growing up, my brother would offer to sell me properties for real money. He'd be like "I'll sell you Boardwalk for 3 real dollars"
I never took him up on those offers. Then he'd beat me up.

Well, if there's a Mr. Fusion, I'm in - even without the flex capacitor.

Dewey Readmore Books was his full name. =)

I just bought the book Dewey who I guess was a library cat that lived to be 19. I have a few other books to read before I get to it, but I'm looking forward to it.

Thanks! I was gonna skip work, but the wife convinced me to shower and I'll feel better. It worked, so here I am killing a few minutes before my next meeting. I just hope I don't get others sick. I've been very careful to wash my hands after touching my face/nose and sneezing a mile away from everyone. Sounds like…

I caught a bad cold and for once Coldeeze didn't work =(

Saw Tedeschi Trucks band with Leon Russell opening last Friday. Both were really good. Just an observation: This was the most diverse crowd of white people I've ever seen.

Buenos dingdong diddily dias

I was cringing the whole time reading it. I'm gonna have the heebee jeebees the rest of the day now.

Back in the day, you'd see the frat boy Phish fans fighting to the death that it was indeed Phish and not The Gourds.

Back in the heydays of Napster I remember seeing that song attributed to just about everyone. One of them was even pretty much every artist all at once.

Next thing you'll tell me is that Weird Al didn't do "Make my Boobies One More Size"