How have I never thought of this?!?!?!

While we're talking about conspiracies, I just want to mention that smoking isn't really bad for you, that's just Big Sign getting rich off of those "No Smoking" signs.
THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE!

Just remember, the drunker you are, the more difficult it is for people to hear you.

Personally I thought it should be cut an hour, but I'm probably in the minority, and I can totally understand those that feel it's perfect.

liquid aminos are great, they add umami. We call them hydrolyzed vegetable proteins in the industry.

That sounds more like meatball mix, not that there is anything wrong with it.

I know very little about them, but the female lead singer is good, and the guys who do some of the more soul stuff are good as well.

I feel like no one ever sets me up for that joke, so something must be aligned today.

I posted this in the AVCAD thread yesterday, but whatevs:

I'd imagine it's along the lines of Snakes on a Plane - in that you know what you're getting into from the title alone.
If there's no kitten party, I'll be thoroughly disappointed.

Because Jennifer seven is a six offender?

Dr. Phil Cosby

Go crazy??

Bill Cosby??

How white are they?

ROADMAPS!!!!???!?!?!?!

Hosting a show is kind of like working at a fish market. Only you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.

So true!

Where was Smith when Samuel L Jackson got snubbed after doing Snakes on a Plane?

"I'm seeing double, 4 Krustys"