The wife has specifically told me she'd kick my ass if I ever bought her a car without discussing with her first. I would tell her the same thing if she ever did that to me, but apparently there is a double standard for kicking spouses asses.

No Jem? That is truly truly outrageous!

Cool, will do thanks!

Not sure what TIF is, but I'll just reply to this thread if I need your assistance.
Basically, the wife was selling a box that had the word 'Cuba' on it as in it contained Cuban cigars, even though it was an empty box as stated in the description. I guess the 'Cuba' part flagged PayPal to have it manually looked at or…

Thanks. Can you even PM on disqus?

Oh, I'm gonna have to miss out on this thread now, since I'm going out to lunch. Not sure it should be considered a FTST though. Maybe it's a good thing.

Joke Thread I have none this week, but could use hearing a good one you've heard recently.

Gonna make a huge batch of split pea soup while at the mother in law's around Christmas. It will put the leftover ham to good use.

No more full work weeks until next year!

Fuck PayPal. I'm trying to refund a lady from a pending order, and they just drag their feet.

What if I'm not Merican? Oh wait, I am. In this case all of them suck except for the Jem movie. In a ten years or so, people will see the genius of it.

Hmm… didn't see any of them, so I guess I can't judge. Is this a good thing or bad?

It's certainly possible!

One of my favorite jokes. I'm pretty sure I posted it in the tolerability joke thread a while back.

I'd say it's more because because you're repulsive and stupid.

whatevs

Nope, not single, but the wife wouldn't want to see the movie. I have no interest in it either, I've just always wanted to pay someone to sit through something they didn't want to do.

Sure, but that will come out of the $10

I tell you what. You win the tickets. I will go with you and personally pay you $10. However, you have to sit through it all, and I will be there watching to make sure you pay attention the entire time - no playing on a cellphone. Should you fail to do this, you pay me $10.

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