I don’t know if I’d LIKE to see it but I could see something like an unsanitized look at Klingons or Cardassians during war time being in there. It would probably be...pretty brutal.

I’m sorry y’all.  This review was better than the Newbie review but no more punters.  Alex and Myles are not allowed to take any time off for these last two episodes.  

I’d bet money that Bran wasn’t just warging...I think he was traveling through the past, influencing events to make sure everything was happening the way it should.  I think his comment to Theon foreshadows it.  

Well, Dany doesn’t have the North so much as the North is begrudgingly falling in line because of Jon. And I wouldn’t be surprised if she isn’t the only one with a dragon since it looks like Rhaegal is mind melding with Jon. The fact that Dany is the “true heir” is the noble veneer that gives plausible deniability to…

No Conor.  No bueno. 

Huh...sounds like Broad City broke up with you.  

Over-medium is the only correct answer. How can you compare the viscous, velvety, golden delight of an over-medium egg yolk to the runny, watery mess that is the over-easy? If you have a contrary opinion, your opinions are, frankly,  incorrect.

When I saw Deadpool in the theater, a young woman with a boy about 5 years old in tow sat down beside me. During all the scenes of gratuitous and explicit violence, not a word. When the strip club scene starts, she promptly announces “You probably shouldn’t be watching this.”’Merica. 

“ Bye Daddy. I’m dying.”

Everybody acts like Dijonnaise hasn’t been a thing for awhile.  

Not one MST3K reference. I’ll expect your resignation on my desk by the end of the day.

Dude hits a woman then starts yelling how he’ll punch a girl.  

Second.

The Simpsons answered this question.

It seems to be a moving target...I’ve heard arguments for 9 and 10.

My 6 year-old daughter fucking loves Guy Fieri, especially Guy’s Grocery Games.  I was going to take her to one of his restaurants but when I had to explain he probably wasn’t going to be there, she got really disappointed.  

Really good stuff, thank you.  But I have to be that guy...they aren’t “Soviets” anymore. 

The really crushing thing I took away from this article was that being 39 qualifies as an “older man.” I’ll be drinking whiskey and staring off into the middle distance if you need me.

If I was one of the people who have heavily invested in Star Citizen, I would be worried.  

Or Duff Gardens.