I don’t know if I’d LIKE to see it but I could see something like an unsanitized look at Klingons or Cardassians during war time being in there. It would probably be...pretty brutal.

I’m sorry y’all.  This review was better than the Newbie review but no more punters.  Alex and Myles are not allowed to take any time off for these last two episodes.  

I know I am late to this particular party but I can’t shake the feeling we are going to get a Dance of Dragons 2.  I keep going back to Shireen telling the story to Stannis right before he killed her.  Hell, Jon’s real name is Aegon (on the nose but still). 

I’d bet money that Bran wasn’t just warging...I think he was traveling through the past, influencing events to make sure everything was happening the way it should.  I think his comment to Theon foreshadows it.  

Well, Dany doesn’t have the North so much as the North is begrudgingly falling in line because of Jon. And I wouldn’t be surprised if she isn’t the only one with a dragon since it looks like Rhaegal is mind melding with Jon. The fact that Dany is the “true heir” is the noble veneer that gives plausible deniability to…

No Conor.  No bueno. 

Who’s to say the Old Republic we know is the Old Republic we are going to get? Disney isn’t beholden to what we are used since it isn’t canon. So maybe it will be a little more feudal, a little less advanced (lightsabers attached to a battery pack?). Besides they could be referring to the more political infighting of…

Huh...sounds like Broad City broke up with you.  

I really hope they make Captain Marvel a little more vulnerable in this and I mean that in the physical/powers sense. For me, she has a Superman problem...she’s so powerful she isn’t compelling because nothing can threaten her (and I’m not talking plot armor and no major character is truly threatened y’all so save it).…

True but Vision “was” a stone too and he got his ass handed to him more than once. 

“no reason he should come back[...] no matter what happens in Gotham.”

Over-medium is the only correct answer. How can you compare the viscous, velvety, golden delight of an over-medium egg yolk to the runny, watery mess that is the over-easy? If you have a contrary opinion, your opinions are, frankly,  incorrect.

When I saw Deadpool in the theater, a young woman with a boy about 5 years old in tow sat down beside me. During all the scenes of gratuitous and explicit violence, not a word. When the strip club scene starts, she promptly announces “You probably shouldn’t be watching this.”’Merica. 

“ Bye Daddy. I’m dying.”

Everybody acts like Dijonnaise hasn’t been a thing for awhile.  

I know this is a dead comment section but this review is a little dire.  Is the movie kind of dumb? Sure.  Are their cringey parts? Yes.  But it is a hell of a lot of fun and Rosa Salazar actually makes Alita work as a character.  

Didn’t he kill two guys with a pencil on John Wick 2?

His dead wife gave him that dog.  That was a connection to her that was taken from him.  That’s why he flipped.  

I don’t get it.  Black Panther is good but it’s not THAT good.  

Not one MST3K reference. I’ll expect your resignation on my desk by the end of the day.