Whatever happens...please get us out of this Kinja hell and away from those unbearable Gismodo sites.

What a desolate wasteland. Thanks Kinja.

Christ...this comment section. I’m all for holding people accountable but there are degrees. Everybody has been an insensitive jerk at some point in their lives. You show me somebody who says they’ve never been the asshole and I’ll show you a clueless liar.

I read a lot of King at the height of his 80's-90's popularity when I was waayyy too young to do so. My favorites were The Dark Half, Needful Things and The Dead Zone. I don’t think they get enough love.

So I haven’t seen the movie yet so I didn’t read the article because of the spoiler warning. Brief hot takes only...is Killmonger better than Hela? Because I absolutely adored Hela and that’s setting the bar real high.

From Russia. I know a gal.

I like how Michael is only paying attention to Eleanor’s tape and Janet is only paying attention to Janet’s. No one cares about Chidi or Tahani. PLaying favorites!

If Harvey Danger had listened to Matt Pinfield and released “Carlotta Valdez” as the followup to “Flagpole Sitta” things might have been different for them.

Preach. One of the biggest takeaways was that Breitbart doesn’t have to use this Kinja nightmare.

Guillermo looked so crestfallen. Shape of Water totally deserved to win because it is wondrous. And, yes, it’s way better than Lady Bird. Fight me.

Come on now...Hilary would be blamed.

I’ve cut way back on drinking. I’ve stopped smoking. I don‘t dabble in drugs anymore. Please don’t take Coke Zero Sugar away from me. Leave me one vice. Please.

The only movie really about Max is the original Mad Max. All the others I see as stories being retold long after the events happened. Explicitly by the Feral Boy in The Road Warrior, and implicitly by the children in Thunderdome and maybe Furiosa in Fury Road. Max is a myth, a wasteland hero that has become a legend.…

-No one likes white people cornbread, not even white people. Everyone likes sweet cornbread.

Thumbs up though I think it is hilarious that mac and cheese is a mandatory part of Black Thanksgiving when it is one of the whitest dishes in existence.

God...I hate the grays. I feel like a Dickensian orphan. Thanks a lot Kinja.

I went to Florida State. From what I recall, frat/sorority parties weren’t generally an open affair. If you didn’t have some connection, you weren’t welcome there, if you could even get in. I anticipate most of the students will support this or be indifferent
Trust me...Greek system affiliated students take up a very…

Papa Murphy’s boggles my mind. It’s freaking “take n bake.” What monster tries to fool you into thinking that a glorified pizza from a grocery store deli even deserves to be on the list?

When you only got $5 and your kid has their idiot friends over tho...

Anecdote: Hungry Howie’s used to deliver late...like 2-3 AM late. Shitfaced, my roommates and I ordered pizza at 1 AM. After waiting two hours and still no pizza, we finally called and learned that the delivery driver had been robbed in front of our house. Our response? S”Soooooooo...no pizza?”